Ladies, gentlemen, and annelids of all ages, gather around as we dig deep into the dirt to unearth the scoop on the latest retro gaming treasure. Worms Collection 1 is inching its way onto the Evercade console, and trust me; it’s the kind of earth-moving event that will have you canceling all your boring human plans. This juicy collection wriggles in with not one, not two, but three classic titles that we all know and love: Worms, Worms Armageddon, and Worms Blast. And because nothing says "I am a serious gamer" like a cartridge you can hang on your wall, each one comes in a gorgeous, collectible, retro-style physical case that'll make your shelf scream "nostalgia!"
Now, let's squirm our way into the deets. Are you ready to strategize and blow stuff up in the most sophisticated wormy way possible? Buckle up, buttercup, because Worms is the original turn-based artillery game that made us all experts in bazookas, holy hand grenades, and the fine art of worm warfare back in the day. With a battalion of anthropomorphic earthworms at your command, you’ll need nimble fingers and a sharp mind to outmaneuver your opponents on destructible terrain that's as fickle as an earthworm on a hot sidewalk.
But wait, there's more! You thought Worms was the bee's knees? Brace yourself for Worms Armageddon, the title that took the wormy chaos to a whole new level of madness. It's like the '90s threw a party in your Evercade, and all the cool worms were invited. Lock and load for more weapons, more customizations, more terrains, and, yes, even more diabolical plots of worm-on-worm destruction that'll have your sides splitting faster than a worm chopped in two – metaphorically speaking, of course.
And just when you thought it was safe to crawl back into the soil, Worms Blast floats up to the surface. Combining elements of artillery strategy with color-matching puzzle action, this game dares you to leave your foxholes and man (or worm) your vessels. Dive into this quirky, off-the-wall mashup that surprises with a delicate balance of destruction and quick-thinking tactics, all in the name of good, clean, explosive fun.
Each one of these wriggly warriors is bursting out of a full-color manual that is not only brimming with helpful things like "how to not accidentally blow yourself up" but also doubles as the perfect antacid for your modern-day gaming heartburn. Yes, you too can experience the joy of flipping through actual pages – none of that "scroll-down" nonsense here.
You might be thinking, "What has become of the world where worms command more firepower than some small countries?" Well, the answer is: sheer amusement, hilarity, and a dash of unexpected strategy. Picture this: you're nestled on your couch, Evercade in hand, your favorite beverage by your side, cackling maniacally as your last worm takes a death-defying leap across a ravaged landscape to lob a banana bomb at an opposing pink wriggler. Friends, this is the kind of entertainment that you just can't make up – unless, of course, you're Team 17, and you literally did make it up.
Moreover, the beauty of this collection lies not only in the epic battles and the weaponized produce but also in its heartwarming ability to bring together past and present gamers. Young and old, tech-savvy and technophobes – anyone can pick up this game and within minutes learn the timeless art of guerrilla wormfare. It's like a family supper where everyone gets along because they're too busy trying to annihilate each other on screen – bonding at its explosive best!
While digital games vanish into the ether, the Worms Collection 1 cartridge for Evercade is a physical gem that'll outshine even the fabled treasures of El Dorado. It's the equivalent of worm civil engineering, creating lasting structures (well, until they get blown up) on the landscape of gaming history. It doesn't require Wi-Fi, batteries, or any kind of newfangled solar power – just good old-fashioned button-mashing and a liking for over-the-top worm theatrics.
Whether you're a veteran worm commander or fresh out of the compost bin, Worms Collection 1 for Evercade is the wriggly, giggly, explode-y trip down memory lane you didn't know you needed. Rally your annelid army, for the time has come to engage in the ultimate tactical crawler, where the only thing higher than the body count will be your spirits. Ready your bazookas, friends – it's worm time!
